
Tour Dates
The Comedy Studio — Harvard Square
Cambridge, MA · 9:00pm
The 99 Restaurant & Pub (Greenhouse)
Billerica, MA · 12:15pm
Burlington Mall Food Court Near Sbarro
Burlington, MA · 12:45pm
His Parents' Finished Basement (If Finished)
Bedford, MA · 7:00pm
Green Spa
Bedford, MA · 6:00am
Gillette Stadium — Lot P3, Near Pole 311
Foxborough, MA · 4:30pm
The 99 Restaurant & Pub (The Other One)
Billerica, MA · 11:50am
About
Ben Waite is a stand-up comedian based in Greater Boston. On March 31st, 2026, he took the stage at The Comedy Studio in Harvard Square and delivered a debut set that, by most accounts, occurred.
By day, Ben runs his family’s construction company, a career that has given him an eye for structure, an appreciation for load-bearing walls, and enough material for approximately two jokes—otherwise known as a tight 3 minute set. He is known for dropping the comedy hammer with the quiet precision of a man who has genuinely used a hammer and is not using it as a metaphor.
Ben lives with his girlfriend, their two dogs, and a handicap index he describes as “aspirational.” His comedy is dry, calm, and unhurried—much like his back nine. Critics describe his style as “a man who is unbothered” and “someone who has clearly thought about this more than he is letting on.”
He has been called “the man who flunked out of mammogram school,” which is a description that he doesn’t shy away from. He is available for bookings, corporate events, weddings, bar mitzvahs, and any venue that can accommodate his large following of close family members.
Book Ben
For booking inquiries, corporate appearances, private events, fast food openings, ribbon cuttings, religious ceremonies, and any situation that could benefit from a calm man with a microphone.