Merch

The Debut Hoodie

As worn on stage. Dark navy. Slightly wrinkled.

Flunked Out Crewneck

Mammogram school crest embroidered on chest. Fictional school, real regret.

Comedy Hammer Tee

Graphic of a hammer. Also the name of his debut special (unconfirmed).

Load-Bearing Tee

Construction humor for those who get it. Subtle.

The 99 Long Sleeve

In honor of the venue that believed in him twice.

Unbothered Crewneck

Front: 'Unbothered.' Back: 'Ben Waite Live. Cambridge, MA. 2026.'

Aspirational Handicap Quarter-Zip

Golf collar. Performance fabric.

Comedy Studio Alumni Hoodie

He was there once.

The Tight 3 Quarter-Zip

Three minutes of material. One lifetime of content.

Dry & Calm Sweatshirt

Like his comedy. Soft. Not for everyone.

Sbarro Collab Tee (Unofficial)

Burlington Mall. You know the spot.

Pole 311 Tailgate Jersey

Mesh. Number 311. No name on back (available for $15 upcharge).

The Backwards Cap

Structured. Adjustable. As worn on stage. The one that started it all.

The Forwards Cap

For when you want to convey maturity.

Comedy Hammer Dad Hat

Unstructured. Worn in. Slightly embarrassing at the job site.

Flunked Out Trucker Hat

Mesh back. Foam front. Mammogram school crest. People will ask.

The Aspirational Bucket Hat

Compatible with any golf adjacent lifestyle, plus real sun protection.

Bedford, MA Beanie

Never forget where you came from.

Billerica Double-Dome (2-Pack)

Or where you're going next. Two nines in the name, two nines in town, and two times you're guaranteed to hear Gwen Stefani.

The Visor

This one's a tribute.

Comedy Hammer Headcover — Driver

Knit. Full-length. Hammer graphic.

Comedy Hammer Headcover — 3-Wood

Matching set. Just a slightly smaller hammer, really not a big deal, most people won't even notice the difference. For the serious golfer who is scared to hit their long irons off the tee.

Comedy Hammer Headcover — Putter

Mallet style.

V1 Knock Off Golf Balls (Baker's Dozen)

Surlyn cover, engineered for loft and forgiveness. Each ball sloppily pre-marked 'BJW' in purple Sharpie.

The BJW Purple Sharpie

The official marking instrument of Ben Waite Golf. Fine point. Permanent. Sold separately because some of you will lose it.

Ben Waite Pro V Alternative (Dozen)

Inspired by Pro V1s. Legal disclaimer on box. Cash only.

Aspirational Handicap Golf Towel

Handicap? Yes.

The Tight 3 Golf Glove

Cabretta leather. Left hand only. Right hand available Q4 2026.

Official P3 Divot Tool + Ball Marker Set

Pole 311 engraved; comes with a Sunday morning movie ticket.

Comedy Studio Flag (Replica)

18th hole pin flag. 'The Comedy Studio — Cambridge, MA.' For your home course.

Ben Waite Golf Polo

Performance piqué. Moisture-wicking. Collar.

Unbothered Golf Bag Tag

'Unbothered.' Leather. Brass grommet.

The Back Nine Cooler Bag

6-pack. Insulated. For the second nine. And the parking lot.

BW1 Low 'Comedy Studio'

Nike-inspired silhouette. White/navy. Debut colorway. Limited to 3 pairs.

BW1 High 'Mammogram School'

High-top. Cream/burgundy. Selling fast with more color schemes to come.

BW1 Low 'Bedford Basement'

Grey/charcoal. These are house shoes.

BW Force 99s 'Greenhouse Fever'

Air-cushioned. Green/gold/white. Tastes like gold fever, smells like buttered popcorn.

BW Force 99s 'The Other One'

Same shoe. Different colorway. Billerica exclusive.

BW Dunk Low 'Aspirational'

Golf-inspired two-tone. Spikeless outsole. On-course legal in 6 states.

BW Slide 'Unbothered'

Recovery slide. Foam. Worn post-set, post-round, post-job-site.

BW1 Mid 'Pole 311'

Blue/silver. Tailgate edition. Parking lot ready.

BW Dunk High 'Load-Bearing'

Reinforced toe box. Construction site appropriate. OSHA pending.

BW Air Max 'Tight 3'

3 minutes of comfort. Then the air unit deflates.

Dog Collar — 'Brolays All Day'

Nylon. Adjustable. For dogs. Named after gambling though.

Dog Leash — 'I Don't Care'

Isn't it ironic?

Dog Bandana 2-Pack

Does he have 'Aspirations' or is he 'Unbothered'? Talk about Comedy and Tragedy.

Tote Bag — 'Flunked Out'

Canvas. Natural. 15L. Fits a lunch, a script, and two large melons.

Phone Case — 'Comedy Hammer'

MagSafe compatible. Hammer graphic. Available for iPhone 13 and up.

Sticker Pack Vol. 1

12 stickers. Highlights include: 'Pole 311,' 'If Finished,' and the mammogram school crest.

Enamel Pin — Backwards Cap

Hard enamel. Gold fill. 1.25 inches. His most recognizable trait.

Pint Glass — 'The 99'

Pint glass from the 99. 16oz or 20? Either way, engineered to withstand the coldest beers in America.

Koozie 2-Pack

One says 'Dry Set.' One says 'Tight 3.' Both keep your beer cold.

Vintage Golf Logging Composition Notepad

50 pages, totally customizable. Supplies limited. Includes Ben's 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th grade science class notes pre-written on the first few pages.

Construction Hard Hat — Comedy Edition

ANSI Class E. Ben Waite logo. Actually safety-rated. Use at your own risk.

Debut Set Poster — 11x17

Mar 31, 2026. The Comedy Studio. Cambridge, MA. Minimal design. Very serious.

Debut Set Poster — 18x24

Larger. More authority. Same set.

Debut Set Poster — Signed

Signed by Ben. Personalization available. He will write whatever you want.

The Comedy Studio Ticket Stub (Replica)

Printed on heavy stock. Open mic ticket. Collectible. $0 face value.

'By Most Accounts, Occurred' Art Print

It occurred. Typography print. Framed option +$30.

Mammogram School Diploma (Replica)

He didn't finish, because that would be impossible. That is not what any schools are called. 8.5x11. Gold seal included.

Pole 311 Commemorative Parking Permit

Laminated. Non-functional. Hang from your rearview like a champion.

The Debut Stool NFT (Physical Print)

The stool from the stage. Photographed. Printed. Not actually an NFT.

Bedford Basement Blueprint

Architectural rendering of the unfinished basement. Status: Pending.

Season 1 Box Set

One performance. One poster. One sticker. One golf ball. Wooden box.