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The Debut Hoodie
BESTSELLER

The Debut Hoodie

As worn on stage. Dark navy. Slightly wrinkled.

$89
Dry & Calm Sweatshirt

Dry & Calm Sweatshirt

Like his comedy. Soft. Not for everyone.

$78
BW1 Low 'Comedy Studio'
LIMITED

BW1 Low 'Comedy Studio'

Nike-inspired silhouette. White/navy. Debut colorway. Limited to 3 pairs.

$140
BW Dunk Low 'Aspirational'

BW Dunk Low 'Aspirational'

Golf-inspired two-tone. Spikeless outsole. On-course legal in 6 states.

$148
The Debut Hoodie
BESTSELLER

The Debut Hoodie

As worn on stage. Dark navy. Slightly wrinkled.

$89
BWApparel

Flunked Out

Crewneck

#002

Flunked Out Crewneck

Mammogram school crest embroidered on chest. Fictional school, real regret.

$74
BWApparel

Comedy Hammer

Tee

#003

Comedy Hammer Tee

Graphic of a hammer. Also the name of his debut special (unconfirmed).

$38
BWApparel

Load-Bearing

Tee

#004

Load-Bearing Tee

Construction humor for those who get it. Subtle.

$38
BWApparel

The 99

Long Sleeve

#005

The 99 Long Sleeve

In honor of the venue that believed in him twice.

$52
BWApparel

Unbothered

Crewneck

#006

Unbothered Crewneck

Front: 'Unbothered.' Back: 'Ben Waite Live. Cambridge, MA. 2026.'

$74
BWApparel

Aspirational Handicap

Quarter-Zip

#007

Aspirational Handicap Quarter-Zip

Golf collar. Performance fabric.

$96
BWApparel

Comedy Studio

Alumni Hoodie

#008

Comedy Studio Alumni Hoodie

He was there once.

$89
BWApparel

The Tight 3

Quarter-Zip

#009

The Tight 3 Quarter-Zip

Three minutes of material. One lifetime of content.

$82
Dry & Calm Sweatshirt

Dry & Calm Sweatshirt

Like his comedy. Soft. Not for everyone.

$78
BWApparel

Sbarro Collab Tee

(Unofficial)

#011
LIMITED

Sbarro Collab Tee (Unofficial)

Burlington Mall. You know the spot.

$42
BWApparel

Pole 311

Tailgate Jersey

#012

Pole 311 Tailgate Jersey

Mesh. Number 311. No name on back (available for $15 upcharge).

$68
BWHeadwear

The Backwards

Cap

#013
ICONIC

The Backwards Cap

Structured. Adjustable. As worn on stage. The one that started it all.

$45
BWHeadwear

The Forwards

Cap

#014

The Forwards Cap

For when you want to convey maturity.

$45
BWHeadwear

Comedy Hammer

Dad Hat

#015

Comedy Hammer Dad Hat

Unstructured. Worn in. Slightly embarrassing at the job site.

$38
BWHeadwear

Flunked Out

Trucker Hat

#016

Flunked Out Trucker Hat

Mesh back. Foam front. Mammogram school crest. People will ask.

$36
BWHeadwear

The Aspirational

Bucket Hat

#017

The Aspirational Bucket Hat

Compatible with any golf adjacent lifestyle, plus real sun protection.

$42
BWHeadwear

Bedford, MA

Beanie

#018

Bedford, MA Beanie

Never forget where you came from.

$34
BWHeadwear

Billerica Double-Dome

2-Pack

#019

Billerica Double-Dome (2-Pack)

Or where you're going next. Two nines in the name, two nines in town, and two times you're guaranteed to hear Gwen Stefani.

$64
BWHeadwear

The

Visor

#020

The Visor

This one's a tribute.

$32
BWGolf

Comedy Hammer Headcover

— Driver

#021
NEW

Comedy Hammer Headcover — Driver

Knit. Full-length. Hammer graphic.

$55
BWGolf

Comedy Hammer Headcover

— 3-Wood

#022

Comedy Hammer Headcover — 3-Wood

Matching set. Just a slightly smaller hammer, really not a big deal, most people won't even notice the difference. For the serious golfer who is scared to hit their long irons off the tee.

$48
BWGolf

Comedy Hammer Headcover

— Putter

#023

Comedy Hammer Headcover — Putter

Mallet style.

$44
BWGolf

V1 Knock Off Golf

Balls Baker's Dozen

#024

V1 Knock Off Golf Balls (Baker's Dozen)

Surlyn cover, engineered for loft and forgiveness. Each ball sloppily pre-marked 'BJW' in purple Sharpie.

$38
BWGolf

The BJW

Purple Sharpie

#065

The BJW Purple Sharpie

The official marking instrument of Ben Waite Golf. Fine point. Permanent. Sold separately because some of you will lose it.

$4
BWGolf

Ben Waite Pro

V Alternative Dozen

#025

Ben Waite Pro V Alternative (Dozen)

Inspired by Pro V1s. Legal disclaimer on box. Cash only.

$28
BWGolf

Aspirational Handicap

Golf Towel

#026

Aspirational Handicap Golf Towel

Handicap? Yes.

$32
BWGolf

The Tight 3

Golf Glove

#027

The Tight 3 Golf Glove

Cabretta leather. Left hand only. Right hand available Q4 2026.

$26
BWGolf

Official P3 Divot Tool

+ Ball Marker Set

#028

Official P3 Divot Tool + Ball Marker Set

Pole 311 engraved; comes with a Sunday morning movie ticket.

$22
BWGolf

Comedy Studio

Flag Replica

#029

Comedy Studio Flag (Replica)

18th hole pin flag. 'The Comedy Studio — Cambridge, MA.' For your home course.

$58
BWGolf

Ben Waite

Golf Polo

#030

Ben Waite Golf Polo

Performance piqué. Moisture-wicking. Collar.

$72
BWGolf

Unbothered Golf

Bag Tag

#031

Unbothered Golf Bag Tag

'Unbothered.' Leather. Brass grommet.

$18
BWGolf

The Back Nine

Cooler Bag

#032

The Back Nine Cooler Bag

6-pack. Insulated. For the second nine. And the parking lot.

$54
BW1 Low 'Comedy Studio'
LIMITED

BW1 Low 'Comedy Studio'

Nike-inspired silhouette. White/navy. Debut colorway. Limited to 3 pairs.

$140
BWFootwear

BW1 High

'Mammogram School'

#034
LIMITED

BW1 High 'Mammogram School'

High-top. Cream/burgundy. Selling fast with more color schemes to come.

$155
BWFootwear

BW1 Low

'Bedford Basement'

#035
PENDING

BW1 Low 'Bedford Basement'

Grey/charcoal. These are house shoes.

$140
BWFootwear

BW Force 99s

'Greenhouse Fever'

#036

BW Force 99s 'Greenhouse Fever'

Air-cushioned. Green/gold/white. Tastes like gold fever, smells like buttered popcorn.

$130
BWFootwear

BW Force 99s

'The Other One'

#037

BW Force 99s 'The Other One'

Same shoe. Different colorway. Billerica exclusive.

$130
BW Dunk Low 'Aspirational'

BW Dunk Low 'Aspirational'

Golf-inspired two-tone. Spikeless outsole. On-course legal in 6 states.

$148
BWFootwear

BW Slide

'Unbothered'

#039

BW Slide 'Unbothered'

Recovery slide. Foam. Worn post-set, post-round, post-job-site.

$58
BWFootwear

BW1 Mid

'Pole 311'

#040

BW1 Mid 'Pole 311'

Blue/silver. Tailgate edition. Parking lot ready.

$145
BWFootwear

BW Dunk

High 'Load-Bearing'

#041
NEW

BW Dunk High 'Load-Bearing'

Reinforced toe box. Construction site appropriate. OSHA pending.

$160
BWFootwear

BW Air Max

'Tight 3'

#042

BW Air Max 'Tight 3'

3 minutes of comfort. Then the air unit deflates.

$168
BWAccessories

Dog Collar —

'Brolays All Day'

#043

Dog Collar — 'Brolays All Day'

Nylon. Adjustable. For dogs. Named after gambling though.

$28
BWAccessories

Dog Leash —

'I Don't Care'

#045

Dog Leash — 'I Don't Care'

Isn't it ironic?

$34
BWAccessories

Dog Bandana

2-Pack

#046

Dog Bandana 2-Pack

Does he have 'Aspirations' or is he 'Unbothered'? Talk about Comedy and Tragedy.

$22
BWAccessories

Tote Bag —

'Flunked Out'

#047

Tote Bag — 'Flunked Out'

Canvas. Natural. 15L. Fits a lunch, a script, and two large melons.

$32
BWAccessories

Phone Case —

'Comedy Hammer'

#048

Phone Case — 'Comedy Hammer'

MagSafe compatible. Hammer graphic. Available for iPhone 13 and up.

$42
BWAccessories

Sticker Pack

Vol. 1

#049

Sticker Pack Vol. 1

12 stickers. Highlights include: 'Pole 311,' 'If Finished,' and the mammogram school crest.

$14
BWAccessories

Enamel Pin —

Backwards Cap

#050

Enamel Pin — Backwards Cap

Hard enamel. Gold fill. 1.25 inches. His most recognizable trait.

$12
BWAccessories

Pint Glass —

'The 99'

#051

Pint Glass — 'The 99'

Pint glass from the 99. 16oz or 20? Either way, engineered to withstand the coldest beers in America.

$18
BWAccessories

Koozie

2-Pack

#052

Koozie 2-Pack

One says 'Dry Set.' One says 'Tight 3.' Both keep your beer cold.

$16
BWAccessories

Vintage Golf Logging

Composition Notepad

#053
LIMITED

Vintage Golf Logging Composition Notepad

50 pages, totally customizable. Supplies limited. Includes Ben's 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th grade science class notes pre-written on the first few pages.

$14
BWAccessories

Construction Hard Hat

— Comedy Edition

#054

Construction Hard Hat — Comedy Edition

ANSI Class E. Ben Waite logo. Actually safety-rated. Use at your own risk.

$48
BWCollectibles

Debut Set Poster

— 11x17

#055
NEW

Debut Set Poster — 11x17

Mar 31, 2026. The Comedy Studio. Cambridge, MA. Minimal design. Very serious.

$24
BWCollectibles

Debut Set Poster

— 18x24

#056

Debut Set Poster — 18x24

Larger. More authority. Same set.

$36
BWCollectibles

Debut Set Poster

— Signed

#057

Debut Set Poster — Signed

Signed by Ben. Personalization available. He will write whatever you want.

$58
BWCollectibles

The Comedy Studio

Ticket Stub Replica

#058

The Comedy Studio Ticket Stub (Replica)

Printed on heavy stock. Open mic ticket. Collectible. $0 face value.

$12
BWCollectibles

'By Most Accounts,

Occurred' Art Print

#059

'By Most Accounts, Occurred' Art Print

It occurred. Typography print. Framed option +$30.

$44
BWCollectibles

Mammogram School

Diploma Replica

#060

Mammogram School Diploma (Replica)

He didn't finish, because that would be impossible. That is not what any schools are called. 8.5x11. Gold seal included.

$38
BWCollectibles

Pole 311 Commemorative

Parking Permit

#061

Pole 311 Commemorative Parking Permit

Laminated. Non-functional. Hang from your rearview like a champion.

$16
BWCollectibles

The Debut Stool

NFT Physical Print

#062

The Debut Stool NFT (Physical Print)

The stool from the stage. Photographed. Printed. Not actually an NFT.

$48
BWCollectibles

Bedford Basement

Blueprint

#063
PENDING

Bedford Basement Blueprint

Architectural rendering of the unfinished basement. Status: Pending.

$52
BWCollectibles

Season 1

Box Set

#064
BESTSELLER

Season 1 Box Set

One performance. One poster. One sticker. One golf ball. Wooden box.

$120

All sales final. Cash preferred.